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我寡言,因为我喜欢沉默;我很吵,因为我爱讲话!!

Lee Mei's HERE.......^^
July 01

28 June 2009

yeee.... i saw dorothy and wuwu also write about that day one!! i also wanna write.. hehe... well, i'm just a copy cat.. keke ~^^
 
ok, first of all, i introduce who were joing that day...
 
 
mR. DORothy( ah pin sau) and Ms chan(ah chunn yi)... hehe (well, why ms chan? u also erectile dysfunction??!) lol
 
 
Miss AH gua with ghost!!!!!! (sooooooooooooooo scary~~~~~)
 
 
 
and our first destination is DAaaLaaaaa~~~~~ ORIENTAL KTV...
 
well.. thanks for dorothy introduce this ktv to us.. i bet most of penang ppl also dunno this place while they're going RED BOX to sing k during free time.. hehe
 
d room is big with 2 wireless mic... but the whole building is like very old and felt like dunno how many XX is inside there... a bit terrible.. but dun scare k?? that's phei sze lai... 不用怕!佩诗来的!!!hahahahahaha
 
hmmmm... i think i have about 2 years never sing k with dorothy d... so, this time we really sing till really crazy there... ok.. full of our favorite jay chou's OLD songs!!!! we RAP, we SHOUT, we SING, we SCREAM like hell!!! yala.. we so out de.. we dunno about his new songs well, but old songs... woohoo~~~~ really ding gua gua~~ RAP till u shocked! lol... wuwu terbalik with us, she know his new songs better.. hehe... but wat i so surprise is ms chan can sing all those old songs too.. and he can sing till very nice also ma.. haha.. WA!!! MS chan!! u can read chinese one ar??! haha.... WA!!! Ms cHAn... u can RAP chinese some more ar??!! lolz...
 
after that, when SHE songs, they two play themselve, played till like little kids.. so cute la.. haha.. then me and wuwu sing lo.. hoho
 
secretly post one of their pic.. ^^
 
 
after finish singing, we went some where....
 
where ?? where?? where??!!!!
 
where is it??! EUROPE?! .... lolz....
 
and then, we went ABU!... hoho... heard d name for long time d, finally can eat there d.. lolz.. well, me and wuwu kena cheated by dorothy.. wat d roti bomb very small only.. d mee not big also! shit! cant finish la~~ some more d stupid wuwu eat so less.... share wor... i ate till wish to die...
 
wahahaha... like that la... blur blur.. cin cai write.. hehe.. i also got write something for that day d ma!!!
nicer , longer and more colourful kuk!! wahahah
 
love u guys o... muakssss~~~ Red lips
June 30

sem 2 -- adventurous 2

okie... this time is process writing......
 
haiz.... we so stupid la.. how could we help fren to sign d attendence for such small class??! Lecturer sure notice one ma... aiyo~~ but that day really stupid la... a lot of ppl helped frens to sign i think? it's about 20 persons in class, but 23/25 have sign d attendence...
 
but really lucky our lecturer is a super good lec!! lolz...
 
well.. that day we helped miin miin to sign it, forgotten why she din attend d... and then i know lecturer supposed know our group less one ppl d... but he just wanted us to read d text book one by one according to d name list.... miin miin, wuwu and my name also very front due to our matric number....
 
hell... so terrible la..  so scare again... but ah kent taught us... when miin miin time, we helped her to read, when my time mayb jiao mao help me to read.. haizz... wat a si kiu...
 
but we really applied this plan.. haha.. i think lecturer should be know one la.. he just open an eye and close an eye nia la.. lolz
 
just like that...... a day passed with terrible, horrible and vegerable again.. haha
 
after that time, whoever among us wanna skip also dun wan d other help to sign d.. lol

sem 2 -- adventurous 1

wahaha~~ just now was video calling my beloved shan shan~~ chat chat chat then she suddenly asked me about yuan fen.. ask me know him not... i felt so weird, why she know him one.. and then wat knife? lol.... then i know wat happen d.. haha.. she and may may went out to eat steamboat and then they saw yuan fen's roomate who has knife beside him in hostel one.. haha
 
ok, while i was telling shan about d weird habbit of d guy from wat i heard from yuan fen la, then i suddenly remember that i same hubungan etnik with that guy with knife one, and he has been sitting in front me and saw my answer for d quiz.. lol... but because of this, i remembered how adventurous and terrible of that day! really... haha
 
here d story goes,
 
our lecturer is a ustad (dunno spell right or not la), and then he very suei one, he wanted us to have a quiz on d first sunday after new year. well, sure a lot of ppl haven back to uum, especially chinese, he useless la purposely one... okie.. but then got two girls who same group with me one ask me to do d quiz for them, and wat my lec said is cannot do for frens.. well, dun care la.. dunno how to reject also, since another of my group member said wanna help one of them to do d quiz.. well, mean i just help one girl, and another one is that guy help lo.. so ok la..
 
until that day, d lecturer was like really strict on it.. and i really scared la~ but nvm, i just take out two papers, at least tried first.. cannot then just dun passed up.. ok, then i scare d guy forget help d girl to do d quiz, then i asked his fren (ketua) about it.. but wat d hell! tht ketua ask his fren u said wanna help d girl to do? that shit guy replied, no ar.... shit him! then d ketua give me one paper.. hey man, i dun have paper?? i'm not asking for ur paper, but wat u had promised d girl?! u totally forgotten about it! dun u think urself r so cheap?!
 
well, i just bear it.. and then i do d three quiz alone! d lecturer was walking over here and there... i was hiding those papers like psycho... okie, although in d end i done d quiz with 3 types of handwriting... maybe la... i dunno la.. all so ugly....
 
and then d passing up time is most terrible!! LECturer wanna we passed up row by row by counting d number of papers and ppl on d row... Hell....!~~~ how about me?! i really gone mad on that time... d ketua.. really... i dunno how he count it.. he just passed up all to lecturer with d number of ppl and papers is accurate.. okie, that time abit messy, so that everything gone messy even who haven passed up also dunno... but d ketua really stupid la.. he no brain to think one meh? for all our row have 10 persons, and our papers  have 10 also, suppose are 12 right? then sure are two persons there haven passed ma.. but he just passed up.. stupid!
 
after that, they were two malays start to say d lo... they still havent pass up, how could ketua passed it?! then how about them now?! then i was really really scare!!!!!! if d two malays dun wan to cooperate then how?? they just complain to lecturer??! then how about me?? d one who kena was me only la~~ then i suggest them to sit d row in front so that when lecturer collect that row they can passed up also.... but but but~~ in d end.. luckily... someone kena caught on that time... in front one... then lec very angry then ask we all to go back d.. lolz.. really so lucky!!!
 
well... d story haven finish, not i want to show my small gasness... but i really angry about two persons there... firstly that girl.. got two girls right? one was d one who everytime sat with me, so that she asked me help her to do d quiz ok la.. another girl cheap cheap dei la... everytime in d class she also very lanci to me one... ask her something like so bei syok.. so i dun talk to her, and she just talk to d two guys.. ok lo.. that day she said she wanna back to hometown during cny so asked me to do quiz for her.. ok la.. but after i promised she so gosok kasut... always said i'm really good... still can meet someone good in uum.. bullshit la.. some more said wanna take food to me after come back.. after lect announce that strictly no helping to do d quiz then only she ask d guy to help her.. because i have 2 quiz to do already.. okie lo.. that guy promised but then in d end i did one..
 
even another girl of our group one knew i did two extra quiz after that also said why i din said earlier then she can help me.. this la.. good girl good ppl!
 
ok.. wat i angry d most is d day she came back, she DIDN'T said thanks to me at all.. ok.. maybe she dunno i helped, and i also no need her thanks.. but ler... she thanks to that shit guy!! wat d hell!! d shit guy somemore dare to say: u r really need to treat me eat a lot a lot... u know how was that day?! really terrible la...
FXXX him.... wat he helped?! and then that girl said, aiyo.. ya lo.. i heard they said.. but even din count also nvm d la.. i din scan my matric also.. haizz... nvm lo... WAT?! u dun even asked someone helped u to scan ur matric card?! then wat d hell u ask ppl help u to do d quiz? lect said d quiz is depend on d ppl who scan d card.. shit o!!!!!!!!!!
 
CAN ANYONE THERE FELT HOW GERAM WAS I?!!!!!! SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT!!!.......................
 
I'M nearly forgot about this incident... badly... tonight let me reminded all... u bad luck la.. frens, u guys wanna know who is that cheap guy?! really bei syok him... if wanna know ask me la.. i point him to u guys.. lolz..  SHORT SHORT one.... TM one... MARKETING one.... zzzZZZZzzz......
June 23

SK Queen... ^^ lolz

女生的:


  我的小名叫小美,大名叫大美。


  據說我出生的時候是笑著出來的,護士小姐抱我到婦產房轉,我笑了一下,不想全房懷男嬰的孕婦全部早產,那些男嬰剛出來一個頭,也不哭,就眨吧著粘漣漣的眼睛滴溜溜的跟著我轉,嘴裏還叭嘰著:美!美!直到我出去後,才聽到後面一聲接一聲的嚎濤大哭。


  在我幼年的時候,家裏請了一位女大學生來做家教,教了一天,就走了,原因是她在我面前太自卑,從哪以後,她再也不照鏡子了,一照就哭。我的童年一直是 在家裏的,不敢外出,因為有一次我去逛公園,路上的司機,行人都盯著我看,導致八輛車被撞,七人受傷,六個騎自行車掉進陰溝,五人撞著電線杆。


  我去過一次公園,第二天,公園裏花全部枯萎。那時我不知道什麼叫美,不知道這是什麼原因。我讀書的時候,家裏就交給我面紗,讓我蒙著臉,我一直讀到大 學都不曾揭天面紗,大學裏有位校花,自尊心特強,一天不小心看到我的面容,一向活潑的她一下子變得鬱鬱寡歡了幾天後不見其蹤影,聽同學說,她去韓國整容 了,校花整容回來,又偷偷看了我的面容,什麼也不說默默走開,第二天又去韓國了。


  我以為我可以好好的畢業的,不想有天晚自習,我騎自行車回家,在校門口,面紗掉了,被正面的男生看到,只見他睜著大眼,咚的一聲倒下了,送到醫院已無回天之術了,醫生說是因為極度興奮引起心臟病發,臨終前他面帶微笑,說了最後三個字:真美呀!


  為此我深感內疚,夜晚跑到天橋上大哭,在我揭面紗擦眼淚的時候,不小心被記者拍照,第二天我的相片上報紙,第三天,全城所有有家室的男人都要求離婚,白天,男人們都到我曾站過的天橋上晃悠,晚上就每天扛個被子睡在天橋上。


  在此城我已待不下去了,家人決定送我到美國,我在美國參觀藝術長廊時,看到蒙娜麗紗的微笑,正在我摘下默鏡,準備好好欣賞時,蒙娜麗紗卻雙手蒙面,從此,名畫蒙娜麗紗的微笑沒有了,倒又出了另一名畫,蒙娜麗紗的憂慮。


  我痛苦萬分,我恨我自已,我決定回國,到佛祖廟請佛祖賜於我一死,我以真實面目跪在佛祖面前說:佛祖呀,我不是惡人,我只是因為美,卻讓人,社會,世 界產生這麼大的罪惡,我現在只想請佛祖賜於我一死。剛說完,抬頭看到佛祖的面容竟變得有些拘謹,喏喏的說:你不能死,我不讓你死,我要還俗追求你。我驚慌 逃走。


  我在海邊邊跑邊自問,我真的那麼美嗎?我不相信,於是我跑到一個酒店裏開了間房,在浴房面對鏡子,我一件件脫去我衣服,(我長這麼大,從末看過自已的身體),我靜靜的看著我的胴體,即刻我哽住呼吸,心臟緩跳,腦中一片空白,我知道我,我,我就要被自已美死了。

SK king~ ^^

男生的:


  我出生在一個普通家庭,父母健康,有爺爺奶奶,還有幾個姑姑叔叔。


  據說,我出生時,天空的北方,出現祥雲一片,漸漸由遠至近,飄到我家房頂後,幻化成一個字:帥


  爸爸見到我後,聲嘶力竭的哭了一個半月,他打死也不相信我是他的染色體遺傳下來的孩子,幾次攜菜刀沖到我母親床前,揮舞著說要把我斬成肉泥,母親以死相護,我才得以存活。


  後來,母親為了證明自己的清白,拉著父親要去醫院作親子鑒定,醫生揭開被子只看了一眼就哭了,抹著鼻涕說回去吧,這不是你兒子,誰的也不是,人類生不出這麼帥的孩子......


  一個實習的小護士走過,看見了繈褓中的我,立刻找了盒紅印泥,把我的指紋印了下來,並把盤好的頭髮一下子散開,對著我喃喃道:長髮為君留,此生若不嫁你,長髮不減,清燈古佛,自梳閨中......


  母親趕緊往外走,一路小跑,不小心碰到了隔壁婦產科一個等著生孩子的老太太,老太太拉住母親,慈祥地說:孩子,急什麼啊,有啥想不開的啊?別顛著孩子啊......


  母親被她纏得心煩,一把拉開被子,那老太太一看見我,立刻跟上了神經病得似的,眼淚嘩嘩的,一屁股蹲倒在地,搖頭狂叫:我早生了50年啊!!!!!!!!!!母親閃......



  我長到十五歲的時候,還不敢上學,不是沒上過,幼稚園的時候上了半天就不敢去了,全園的孩子老師加院長都瘋了,我的臉蛋被小女孩親的腫成了西瓜,阿姨們狂毆小朋友,不為別的,就因為他們和我生在一個年段,軍警出動,才算平息了暴攣。


  我家門口常年有人釣魚,而且絕不空手而歸。最有意思的是,我們家離海還有一百公里,他們卻經常在門前的小臭水溝裏釣到金槍魚,並且在草垛後邊發現了海 龜蛋。後來經調查,原來是因為我家門口常年不斷有無數女人哭泣,而眼淚的成分富含氨基酸和蛋白質,十分適合金槍魚生存和海龜產卵下蛋,經年累月,那些女人 的眼淚彙集成了一小片海灘。到我十五歲的時候,海灘上一片繁榮景象;到我十八歲的時候,這片海灘發展的十分迅速,於是被人稱為:夏威夷。


  有一次我實在悶得慌,晚上偷偷跑出家門,我本來準備好如果見到雌性的動物就撒腿狂奔,誰知道我出門後,除了一片驚聲尖叫,沒有追來的。我小心翼翼的回頭一看,原來他們全部暈倒在海灘上......


  還有一次法庭起訴我,說我破壞一個家庭的幸福。原來那家的夫人見到我六歲時候被偷拍的照片後,競然跟丈夫提出離婚。法庭受理後,給我下達了傳票。我接 到傳票後,表示願意出庭,因為這種生活實在難以忍受。不過傳票沒有回到法庭,因為上面我有簽名,所以半路上被郵遞員......後來郵遞員被判122年有 期徒刑。


  電視臺來採訪我,扛攝像機的那個玻璃暈倒了三次,負責筆錄的那個小姑娘生生把中文寫成了義大利文加西班牙文。播出的時候,因為電視臺對我的面部進行了馬賽克處理,第二天就被人砸了,......


  聯合國撥專款為我建造了一座藏身之處,位於喜馬拉雅山的珠穆朗瑪峰頂端。我享受了的清靜,真正的清靜,藍天距離我無比接近,上帝簡直就是觸手可及。


  我清靜了,但也是極度的煩悶,我站在巔峰大聲呼喊:我不!!!!!!!!!


  突然,天上傳來一個安魂幽彌的聲音:不,你撒謊......


  上帝,您就不能騙騙我......我憤怒,極度憤怒!!!質問上帝:你為什麼讓我這麼帥!!!!!


  上帝那安魂的聲音又傳來:你說什麼?


  我全身癱軟,泣聲道:我為什麼這麼帥......


  上帝沉默了......過了一會,上帝才開口:你謙虛......


  那一霎那,我想從頂峰跳下去......


  忽然山下有一隊人馬沖上山來,


  我發狂了!!!


  我站在一塊石頭上,面對萬丈懸崖,歇斯底里:你們敢上來!!!我就跳下去!!人群站住不動了,驚人的寂靜......


  人群開始騷動,有許多人如同著魔一般,從懸崖邊跳了下去,越來越多!最後只剩下幾個暈倒的還留在山上,剩下的,全部跳下山崖。我往下一看,他們用身體給我鋪成了一張軟墊,怕我失足落下......


  我孤立無援......


  我被女派重點保護,女人以見我一面為榮。自從上一次珠峰事件以後,科學家發現人類的潛能原來如此強大,因為那次珠峰事件中,有百分之十的人身患絕症, 百分之十的殘疾人,還有百分之十的弱智......許多癌症患者(女)為了見我一面,已經苦苦支撐了十幾年,還成了抗癌明星,有的殘疾人(女)自從見到 我,便甩掉了相伴幾十年的拐杖和輪椅,有幾個還連破了幾次世界百米紀錄。


  無奈之下,第三次世界大戰爆發。男性為了維護自己的尊嚴,動用了原子彈......


  爆炸過後,全世界只有我一個人存活,因為我被保護在防核區。我走出來的時候,大地一片荒蕪,處處是戰爭過後的荒涼和廢墟......


  突然,我發現地上還有生物!那是一隻蟑螂!!!蟑螂的生命力之強,出乎所有人的意料。我捧起這只蟑螂,老淚縱橫,那只蟑螂全身發抖。我放眼望去,原來在我腳下,是一片蟑螂!全是母的!!!而另外的海岸線上,所有的公蟑螂虎視眈眈!!!!!


  誰也不會料到,地球的第四次世界大戰竟然發生在蟑螂之間......


  後記:我死後我千萬年,後世人類誕生,他們找到我的骸骨將我的相貌還原,葬在北極。在我的墓碑上空,終年漂浮著一片雲彩,變幻來變幻去,只有一個字:帥......
 
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Dorothy Jenwrote:
ano...totemoh baka desu!~
2 days ago
chong leemeiwrote:
lol.............lalalawu~~~~~~~ weeliem's castle... okie~~ understood... lol....
June 29
chong leemeiwrote:
har?! weeliem's castle?!
June 29
Dorothy Jenwrote:
lalalalalallaala//....weeliem's castle.....lalawuwu...
June 29
pei shan gohwrote:
mei mei, gambateh..don upset..if i get dis, i also wil go long pia...hahaha
but u don go la
jia you ba next sem!
June 7
chong leemeiwrote:
wahhaa... ya lo.. that's our life... but i still dun wan to back to uum yet... temporary still very enjoy this moment.. wahha
June 5
Boowrote:
everyone same same larh university student holiday is lik tat de larh...
working or do nothing...hahaha
not working then everyday facebook , MSN ,go lepak
and  bec to the sch....haha
this is a revolution......
June 3
chong leemeiwrote:

arrrhhhh~~ song si shut up la~

where got most of my frens call me as MEI MEI ler??!

they just call me as mei ok??!!

geli la you~~~ Baring teeth

still talk so much la....! next time my blog's title will be " The story of Petro erge a.k.a. fat and oily SOng si"

lolz....

 

Apr. 7
No namewrote:
erm...hmm.....ahh......ok lah...(dunno wat to comment leh)
hey~,nice 2 meet u o...
wah!!!!!u r such a TALENTED author oh""
really cant believed it leh~
so i heard tat most of ur frens called u as MEI MEI oh...y ah??so cute ~
(Dun be mad oh,kidding only ma....)
anyway, gambateh oh~hopes tat u can write more interesting n funny blog 4 us 2 read~
fr-petro Er Ge(n im not a SONG SI!!)
Apr. 7
hueysianwrote:
mate mate...10s for ur support.....really 10s alot~~~i wil b strong n b best~~~
Apr. 6
chong leemeiwrote:

 ~握爪~

欢迎欢迎亲的到来哦~~~

得空常来玩玩哦~~~让我们把RSer发扬光大!!

哇哈哈哈~~RS强,我们RSer更强。。。。。。。。︿︿

Apr. 5
qinwrote:
呵呵,看样子是RSer~~~握爪!
Apr. 4
emmywrote:
 小天使来祝福你咯。。
 快了幸福。。(^@^)
Mar. 12
pei shan gohwrote:
my Dear mei.. be strong ya..
shan shan is here for u..
hehe...
Mar. 6
emmywrote:
Hi Animated。。。。。(^@^)
Feb. 18
xEllos .wrote:
i dont know how 2 entry here... but i wan make friz with u..
my spaces is so quite.... ^^ nice spaces urs
Jan. 17
hueysianwrote:
happy new year~~to my dearest roomate~~~~see u soon in OUR room~~~~sarang haeyo~~~~
Jan. 1
pheiwrote:
merry christmas.......... ^^
Dec. 22
Lao Yiwrote:
hey lee mei...i'm here to drop u a comment....that's it...
Dec. 21
chong leemeiwrote:
really got improve meh? dun simply makes me happyla.. haha
but i can feel that my english still need a lot of improvement.. haha
hope that comm 2 at least can help me a bit lo.. lolz..
omo... tomorrow going back to uum again.... i'll miss penang.... T_T
can i stay at home?!!!
Nov. 25